This is your sweaty gift shoppe attendant speaking…
Driving + Florida + summertime = schweaty! Yuck!
Who knew these bloody savages could taste so good?!
I tried the new “Game Fuel” Mountain Dew yesterday, and it was mighty tasty. The gas station didn’t have Alliance Blue , so I had to get Horde Red. The Red is citrus and cherry flavored with essence of raping and pillaging. It tastes exactly like a red (or maybe pink?) Fla-Vor-Ice pop. It also contains a fuck load of sugar, 77 grams of sugar to be exact. This is the same amount as regular Mountain Dew, but I still think it’s ridiculous.
The only downside to drinking this World of Warcraft themed beverage, is looking like a douchebag. I was jokingly called “gay” by one of my co-workers when I excitedly told him about my drink. Thank god I’m not easily offended and I love being a huge nerd.
As I was about to log into myspace last night, I noticed this advertisement. Interesting, no?
This entertained me for at least two hours today at work. I downloaded the trial version last night and forgot about it until about halfway though the day. It was sososo much fun, I downloaded the full version. It was only 99 cents, and I was bored out of my mind @ the gift shoppe. I usually don’t pay for iphone apps, but this was an exception.
You can also play the game on teh computers. Check it out.
My manager presented Beth and I with two jelly beans, looking the same in color. They could be peach or vomit flavored. “Eat the jelly beans, and you both can leave a half hour early”, he says. Both of us agreed because leaving at 3:30 instead of 4:00 when you came in at 7:45AM, is fucking titties.
We cheers jelly beans and put them in our mouths. Almost immediately, I hear Beth say “peach!”, in a happy voice. OH FUCKING SHIT. I keep chewing and sure enough, my mouth tastes like fucking puke. I don’t know how I got this thing down. Thinking about it now, I should have just stayed at work until 4:00.
The only thing worse than eating a vomit flavored jelly bean, is actually vomiting. Wait, I take that back. Eating a vomit flavored jelly bean is the same as actually vomiting.
In the film White Heaven in Hell, Ogami Ittō kills 150 people on screen, the highest body count for a single character in a single film in cinema history.×
YES! I knew there was something I liked about these movies.
Thanks Wikipedia, for keeping me awake when I should be sleeping.
This is Jay Leno. He used to be small, but now he is very big. Some of Jay Leno’s hobbies include sleeping in the bathroom sink, jumping in the refrigerator, and cuddling with mommy. Jay Leno also enjoys many fine foods. Cupcakes, mashed potatoes, and prime rib are just a few of his favorites.
Mommy’s. Little. Monster.
Today was a super great!
note – foto taken on 3–27-09, and this is a 4x helmet on my tiny dome.
Chuckie made me breakfast before work.
& I worked in the t-shirt tent outside today, which was a little soggy in the morning but was dry at the end of the day.
& Michelle and I shared a delicious hot fudge brownie sundae.
& Paul got the schedule for this week done, and I am in the gift shoppe on Saturday.
& I checked my bank account balance and I have way more than I thought.
& Old lady car wash.
